FUCK YOU CAR

"LongbowMkII" (longbowmkii) 06/01/2016 at 15:06 • Filed to: I Mad, VICTORY

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Please never break again. <3

Finally got that bracket off and replaced the idler pulley assembly.

Now on my bucket list is finding the engineer who decided that a transverse v6 was an acceptable layout and piss on their grave.

mcseanerson > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:08

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Every layout has it’s issues. Except for Longitudal V6, they have room for days.

S65 > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:11

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What Car?

TheHondaBro > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:12

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“FUCK YOU LONGBOWMKII”

-Car

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:16

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My DSC/ABS lights just came back on, less than a year after a fix that involved replacing two wheel speed sensors and a hub.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:21

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Just be glad you don’t have an F-body Camaro. The rear half of the engine is inaccessible.

crowmolly > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:23

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Shoulda went longitudinal I4

Ross Kraz > LongbowMkII 06/01/2016 at 15:31

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I enjoy my transverse V6, but yes it is a pain. I had to loosen the radiator just to get at the spark plugs, and I’m pretty sure I just said “fuck it” to one of them in the back...

Milky > mcseanerson 06/01/2016 at 15:32

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Nothing like popping the fan out in 1 minute and having a foot of wrench/knuckle room in front of the engine.

lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/01/2016 at 15:35

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It depends on which F-body we’re talking about!

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/01/2016 at 16:11

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While not ideal, I’m not seeing too much in there that I’d rather have to go at with the engine out like, say, Subaru head gaskets or.... just about anything on the front of my MR2.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > mcseanerson 06/01/2016 at 16:14

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Some are perfect.

itschrome > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/01/2016 at 16:58

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but, mid engine!

LongbowMkII > mcseanerson 06/01/2016 at 17:25

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You can only get away with saying that because we don't have any 300zx owners on Oppo.

LongbowMkII > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 06/01/2016 at 17:27

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Rear half of the engine is inaccessible on the Murano as well. If a coil pack goes bad on the rear bank I’m pushing it off a cliff.

LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro 06/01/2016 at 17:28

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Fuck me? No Fuck you car. You’ll be fixed and you’ll like it.

Until you don't. Then I'll cry.

LongbowMkII > S65 06/01/2016 at 17:38

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The Murano. I was stuck on the idler pulley bracket bolts because Nissan engineers wanted to make all Nissan techs develop a drinking problem.

A beefy socket and a large wrench finally got them turning. Well, two of them. The third required a Jerry rigged breaker bar on a 3/8s socket and a prayer.